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The Mash Files: The Bee​-​Sides

by Ph0ton

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[Spoken Word] According to all known laws of mashups There is no way "The Bee-Sides" should be able to fly Its mashups are too cursed to get its fat little body off the DAW Bee-Sides, of course, flies anyway Because mashups don't care what homies think is dissing their girl
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[Intro] Ya like jazz? I'm sorry You're a Bee, bee, bee, bee! Ow! And a perfect report card, all B's [Verse 1] I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind I can't love my business if I can't get a trick Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids [Pre-Chorus] Woah, come on and kick me [Chorus] Woah, come on and kick me (Whoa, whoa) Come on and kick me (Whoa, whoa) You've got your problems (Whoa, whoa) I've got my ass wipe (Whoa, whoa) You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe Uh [Outro] Do you live together? (Wait, wait a minute, this isn't about) Are you her little Bedbug? Ooh, I'm hit!
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[Intro] Okay I was gone for a minute but I'm back now Sit the fuck back down Seem like everybody nowadays Hollywood Oh, it’s like that now? I'ma show you mothafuckas how to act now I'ma show 'em how to act I'ma show you I'ma show 'em how to act [Verse 1] Okay now picture little Bobby just a youngin' runnin' round With his mans, hammer in his hands, feelin' like the man Run, mothafucka, run Before the popo get the gun, put it to your brain like goddamn! Everybody know you ain't about it Everything you talk abou-bou-bou-bou-bou-bout I know I can live without it Red light, stop. Green light, go! Everything ain't what it seem like Mothafucka I know! [Pre-Chorus] Hold up, what you mean, where you been? Bitch, I been in This is merely the beginning again What you been living in? A box, under the bridge, like Anthony Kiedis? Looking for something to complete us And maybe lead us, fuck an elitist [Chorus] Everybody people, everybody bleed, everybody need something Everybody love, everybody know, how it go Everybody people, everybody bleed, everybody need something Everybody love, everybody know [Verse 2] I been knockin' doors down like a Jehovah witness God as my witness, I'm with this But on the real, I think I need another witness! If it was 1717, black daddy, white momma wouldn't change a thing Light skin mothafucka certified as a house n***a Well I'll be God damned, go figure In my blood is the slave and the master It's like the devil playin' spades with the pastor But he was born with the white privilege! Man, what the fuck is that? [Pre-Chorus] White people told me as a child, as a little boy, playin' with his toys I should be ashamed to be black And some black people look ashamed when I rap Like my great granddaddy didn’t take a whip to the back [Chorus] Everybody people, everybody bleed, everybody need something Everybody love, everybody know, how it go Everybody people, everybody bleed, everybody need something Everybody love, everybody know [Outro] Okay I was gone for a minute but I'm back now Sit the fuck back down Seem like everybody nowadays Hollywood Oh, it's like that now? I'ma show you mothafuckas how to act now I'ma show 'em how to act I'ma show you I'ma show 'em how to act
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Maniac Arms 04:34
[Verse 1] Crossing my heart, open wide You're my crystal and clover All of me, honestly Is dedicated to hold you Swear to god, double knot What would you do if I stole you tonight? (Ah ah) Why waste time? (Ah ah) [Pre-Chorus] I just gotta get you out the cage, I'm a young lover's rage Gonna need a spark to ignite But my songs know what you did in the dark [Chorus] 'Cause the world goes on without us It doesn't matter what we do All silhouettes with no regrets When I'm melting into you 'Cause I-I-I belong in your arms (In the dark, dark) I-I-I belong in your arms (In the dark, dark) [Verse 2] Feelings are good, nothing to say Just want my head on your shoulder Banana split, honestly You're my remote controller, ah ah Between you and me, suddenly Something, something, something Is on my mind [Pre-Chorus] I just gotta get you out the cage, I'm a young lover's rage Gonna need a spark to ignite But my songs know what you did in the dark [Chorus] 'Cause the world goes on without us It doesn't matter what we do All silhouettes with no regrets When I'm melting into you 'Cause I-I-I belong in your arms (In the dark, dark) I-I-I belong in your arms (In the dark, dark) [Bridge] A-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya Ya-ya, ya-ya A-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya Ya-ya, ya-ya A-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya Ya-ya, ya-ya A-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya Ya-ya, ya-ya [Guitar Solo] [Pre-Chorus] My songs know what you did in the dark My songs know what you did in the dark [Chorus] 勝手に世界は 進んでく 二人の 時間は止まる 朝日浴びる シルエット 全部 溶けていく そう、I BELONG IN YOUR ARMS (IN THE DARK, DARK) I BELONG IN YOUR ARMS (IN THE DARK, DARK) [Outro] So light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire So light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh In the dark, dark Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh In the dark, dark I belong
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[Chorus] Can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like Shooting stars? I could really use a Wish right now, wish right now Wish right now, can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like Shooting stars? I could really use a Wish right now, wish right now Wish right now [Verse 1] It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry" Five days since you laughed at me, saying "Get back together, come back and see me" Three days since the living room I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you Yesterday, you'd forgiven me But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinking aching shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know The vertigo is gonna grow 'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver [Pre-Chorus] How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will [Chorus] Can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like Shooting stars? I could really use a Wish right now, wish right now Wish right now, can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like Shooting stars? I could really use a Wish right now, wish right now Wish right now [Verse 2] Chickity China, the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watching X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic Like Sting, I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films But if I did they'd have a Samurai Gonna get a set of better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing [Pre-Chorus: Ed Robertson & Steven Page] How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? You soon will [Chorus] Can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like Shooting stars? I could really use a Wish right now, wish right now Wish right now, can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like Shooting stars? I could really use a Wish right now, wish right now Wish right now Can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like (around the world) Shooting stars? I could really use a (around the world) Wish right now, wish right now (around the world) Wish right now, can we pretend that (around the world) Airplanes in the night sky are like (around the world) Shooting stars? I could really use a (around the world) Wish right now, wish right now (around the world) Wish right now (around the world) Can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like (chickity China, the Chinese chicken) Shooting stars? I could really use a (chickity China, the Chinese chicken) Wish right now, wish right now (chickity China, the Chinese chicken) Wish right now, can we pretend that (chickity China, the Chinese chicken) Airplanes in the night sky are like (chickity China, the Chinese chicken) Shooting stars? I could really use a (chickity China, the Chinese chicken) Wish right now, wish right now (chickity China, the Chinese chicken) Wish right now (chickity China, the Chinese chicken) [Outro] I could really use a wish right now (Oh, oh, oh, oh) I, I, I could really use a wish right now (Mm) Like, like Like shooting stars (Ah) I, I could I could, I could really use a wish right now (chickity China, the Chinese chicken)
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[Verse 1] Step one, you say we need to talk He walks, you say, "Sit down, it's just a talk" He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through [Pre-Chorus] Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame You begin to wonder why you came [Chorus] Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life [Verse 2] Let him know that you know best 'Cause after all, you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence [Pre-Chorus] Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God He hears you And I pray to God He hears you, and [Chorus] Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life [Bridge] Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend Who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year It's not confidential, I've got potential A-rushin', a-rushin' around Or he'll say he's just not the same And you'll begin to wonder why you came [Pre-Chorus] Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life [Chorus] Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life [Outro] How to save a life
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YYChip 01:40
[Intro] Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie movie theater Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie movie theater Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie movie theater Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie movie theater Interior crocodile alligator I drive, crocodile, alligator [Verse] Now, baby, I'm the ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmare Catch me by the Clair, I'll be right there Niggas copy everything we say Louie frames, eyes lower than my GPA (Uh!) Riding and swervin', kush, I'm blown Doors wide, my trunk bump like Eddy Road (Haha) I don't cake hoes, I never tip the stripper I'm rich, bitch, but you can call me Cheap tha Ripper (Hahaha) Shell toes, yes, Prps There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest (Okay) Polo fresh, I am ze man I be slam dunking Tanqueray shots with LeBron (Haha) Told n****s keep it Carmelo, okay? Rolled past graves, told him "Hello" and "Hey" Me and Cash in something old on 23's, ho Back window says "Mama mel bicho" (Haha) Skateboarders grind, I grind, too That's why you can catch me in DC shoes (Nigga) I quit the team but believe I'm ballin' Want a verse, put up a stack or quit calling (Haha) 30's on my Chevrolet, call me super duper (Ah) Garage like Roots, I got more whips than Kunta (Haha) Riviera sitting on the Bulls' best hooper Y'all still riding 20's, y'all some Oompa Loompas (Woo!) Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior My four 15's woke up the neighbors Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater (Hahaha) [Outro] Crocodile, aligator A Chevrolet
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[Intro] Thank you for your call We appreciate your business and the opportunity to assist you Please remain on the line A representative will assist you shortly [Chorus] We'll carry on, we'll carry on And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on, we'll carry on And in my heart, I can't contain it The anthem won't explain it
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[Verse 1] Mummified my teenage dreams No, it’s nothing wrong with me The kids are all wrong, the story’s all off Heavy metal broke my heart Come on, come on, and let me in Bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints And this is supposed to match The darkness that you felt I never meant for you to fix yourself [Chorus: Spose] Motherfucker, I'm awesome! No you're not, dude, don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online Motherfucker, I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! There's no voice mail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall [Refrain] You know my pants sag low (low) Even though (though) that went out of style Like ten years ago-go-go-go [Verse 2] And I can't stop 'til the whole world knows my name Cause I was only born inside my dreams Until you die for me, as long as there's a light, my shadow's over you Cause I am the opposite of amnesia And you're a cherry blossom You're about to bloom You look so pretty, but you're gone so soon My little sister wrote it [Chorus: Spose] My little sister wrote it, I'm awesome! No, you're not, dude, don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online Motherfucker, I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! There's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall I'm awesome! [Scratching] The swagger of a creeper, a creeper The swagger of a creeper [Bridge] We’ve been here forever And here’s the frozen proof I could scream forever We are the poisoned youth [Chorus: Spose] Well, I'm awesome! No, you're not, dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online Motherfucker, I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! There's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall I'm awesome
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[Intro] Primadonna girl [Verse 1] Would you do anything for me? Buy a big diamond ring for me? Would you get down on your knees for me? Pop that pretty question right now, baby Beauty queen on a silver screen Living life like I'm in a dream I know I've got a big ego I really don't know why it's such a big deal though [Refrain] (Ooh) And I'm sad to the core, core, core (Yeah) Every day is a chore, chore, chore (Wow) When you give, I want more, more, more I wanna be adored [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a Primadonna girl, yeah All I ever wanted was the world I can't help that I need it all The primadonna life, the rise and fall [Post-Chorus] Laa, la-la-la-la-laa La-la-la-la-laa La-la-la-la-laa [Verse 2] Fill the void up with celluloid Take a picture, I'm with the boys Get what I want 'cause I ask for it Not because I'm really that deserving of it Living life like I'm in a play In the limelight I want to stay I know I've got a big ego I really don't know why it's such a big deal though [Refrain] (Ooh) Going up, going down, down, down (Yeah) Anything for the crown, crown, crown (Wow) When the lights dimming down, down, down I spin around [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a Primadonna girl, yeah All I ever wanted was the world I can't help that I need it all The primadonna life, the rise and fall [Post-Chorus] Laa, la-la-la-la-laa La-la-la-la-laa La-la-la-la-laa Laa, la-la-la-la-laa La-la-la-la-laa La-la-la-la-laa
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Johnnysuckle 03:31
[Intro] Hello, I'm Johnny Cash [Verse 1] I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real (I hang my head and cry) The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting (Blow all my blues away) Try to kill it all away But I remember everything [Chorus] I just want you to know I've found a reason for me (You stay the hell away from me, ya hear?) To change who I used to be (The feelings disappear) A reason to start over new And the reason is you [Verse 2] I'm sorry that I hurt you It's something I must live with every day (Watch him die) And all the pain I put you through I wish that I could take it all away And be the one who catches all your tears (Probably drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars) That's why I need you to hear [Chorus] What have I become My sweetest friend? (And the reason is you) Everyone I know Goes away in the end (That i just want you to know) And you could have it all My empire of dirt (And the reason is you) I will let you down I will make you hurt [Outro] If I could start again A million miles away I would find a way

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released December 24, 2022

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