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Bee-Sides Movie
00:22
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[Spoken Word]
According to all known laws of mashups
There is no way "The Bee-Sides" should be able to fly
Its mashups are too cursed to get its fat little body off the DAW
Bee-Sides, of course, flies anyway
Because mashups don't care what homies think is dissing their girl
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2. |
Hash Criminal
01:33
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[Intro]
Ya like jazz?
I'm sorry
You're a
Bee, bee, bee, bee!
Ow!
And a perfect report card, all B's
[Verse 1]
I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids
[Pre-Chorus]
Woah, come on and kick me
[Chorus]
Woah, come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) Come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your problems
(Whoa, whoa) I've got my ass wipe
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
Uh
[Outro]
Do you live together?
(Wait, wait a minute, this isn't about)
Are you her little
Bedbug?
Ooh, I'm hit!
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3. |
Everybody Levitating
02:27
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[Intro]
Okay I was gone for a minute but I'm back now
Sit the fuck back down
Seem like everybody nowadays Hollywood
Oh, it’s like that now?
I'ma show you mothafuckas how to act now
I'ma show 'em how to act
I'ma show you
I'ma show 'em how to act
[Verse 1]
Okay now picture little Bobby just a youngin' runnin' round
With his mans, hammer in his hands, feelin' like the man
Run, mothafucka, run
Before the popo get the gun, put it to your brain like goddamn!
Everybody know you ain't about it
Everything you talk abou-bou-bou-bou-bou-bout I know I can live without it
Red light, stop. Green light, go!
Everything ain't what it seem like
Mothafucka I know!
[Pre-Chorus]
Hold up, what you mean, where you been?
Bitch, I been in
This is merely the beginning again
What you been living in?
A box, under the bridge, like Anthony Kiedis?
Looking for something to complete us
And maybe lead us, fuck an elitist
[Chorus]
Everybody people, everybody bleed, everybody need something
Everybody love, everybody know, how it go
Everybody people, everybody bleed, everybody need something
Everybody love, everybody know
[Verse 2]
I been knockin' doors down like a Jehovah witness
God as my witness, I'm with this
But on the real, I think I need another witness!
If it was 1717, black daddy, white momma wouldn't change a thing
Light skin mothafucka certified as a house n***a
Well I'll be God damned, go figure
In my blood is the slave and the master
It's like the devil playin' spades with the pastor
But he was born with the white privilege!
Man, what the fuck is that?
[Pre-Chorus]
White people told me as a child, as a little boy, playin' with his toys
I should be ashamed to be black
And some black people look ashamed when I rap
Like my great granddaddy didn’t take a whip to the back
[Chorus]
Everybody people, everybody bleed, everybody need something
Everybody love, everybody know, how it go
Everybody people, everybody bleed, everybody need something
Everybody love, everybody know
[Outro]
Okay I was gone for a minute but I'm back now
Sit the fuck back down
Seem like everybody nowadays Hollywood
Oh, it's like that now?
I'ma show you mothafuckas how to act now
I'ma show 'em how to act
I'ma show you
I'ma show 'em how to act
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4. |
Maniac Arms
04:34
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[Verse 1]
Crossing my heart, open wide
You're my crystal and clover
All of me, honestly
Is dedicated to hold you
Swear to god, double knot
What would you do if I stole you tonight? (Ah ah)
Why waste time? (Ah ah)
[Pre-Chorus]
I just gotta get you out the cage, I'm a young lover's rage
Gonna need a spark to ignite
But my songs know what you did in the dark
[Chorus]
'Cause the world goes on without us
It doesn't matter what we do
All silhouettes with no regrets
When I'm melting into you
'Cause I-I-I belong in your arms
(In the dark, dark)
I-I-I belong in your arms
(In the dark, dark)
[Verse 2]
Feelings are good, nothing to say
Just want my head on your shoulder
Banana split, honestly
You're my remote controller, ah ah
Between you and me, suddenly
Something, something, something
Is on my mind
[Pre-Chorus]
I just gotta get you out the cage, I'm a young lover's rage
Gonna need a spark to ignite
But my songs know what you did in the dark
[Chorus]
'Cause the world goes on without us
It doesn't matter what we do
All silhouettes with no regrets
When I'm melting into you
'Cause I-I-I belong in your arms
(In the dark, dark)
I-I-I belong in your arms
(In the dark, dark)
[Bridge]
A-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya
Ya-ya, ya-ya
A-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya
Ya-ya, ya-ya
A-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya
Ya-ya, ya-ya
A-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya, a-ya-ya
Ya-ya, ya-ya
[Guitar Solo]
[Pre-Chorus]
My songs know what you did in the dark
My songs know what you did in the dark
[Chorus]
勝手に世界は 進んでく
二人の 時間は止まる
朝日浴びる シルエット
全部 溶けていく
そう、I BELONG IN YOUR ARMS
(IN THE DARK, DARK)
I BELONG IN YOUR ARMS
(IN THE DARK, DARK)
[Outro]
So light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
I'm on fire
So light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
I'm on fire
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
In the dark, dark
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
In the dark, dark
I belong
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[Chorus]
Can we pretend that
Airplanes in the night sky are like
Shooting stars? I could really use a
Wish right now, wish right now
Wish right now, can we pretend that
Airplanes in the night sky are like
Shooting stars? I could really use a
Wish right now, wish right now
Wish right now
[Verse 1]
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me, saying
"Get back together, come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinking aching shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
[Pre-Chorus]
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
[Chorus]
Can we pretend that
Airplanes in the night sky are like
Shooting stars? I could really use a
Wish right now, wish right now
Wish right now, can we pretend that
Airplanes in the night sky are like
Shooting stars? I could really use a
Wish right now, wish right now
Wish right now
[Verse 2]
Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watching X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
[Pre-Chorus: Ed Robertson & Steven Page]
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? You soon will
[Chorus]
Can we pretend that
Airplanes in the night sky are like
Shooting stars? I could really use a
Wish right now, wish right now
Wish right now, can we pretend that
Airplanes in the night sky are like
Shooting stars? I could really use a
Wish right now, wish right now
Wish right now
Can we pretend that
Airplanes in the night sky are like (around the world)
Shooting stars? I could really use a (around the world)
Wish right now, wish right now (around the world)
Wish right now, can we pretend that (around the world)
Airplanes in the night sky are like (around the world)
Shooting stars? I could really use a (around the world)
Wish right now, wish right now (around the world)
Wish right now (around the world)
Can we pretend that
Airplanes in the night sky are like (chickity China, the Chinese chicken)
Shooting stars? I could really use a (chickity China, the Chinese chicken)
Wish right now, wish right now (chickity China, the Chinese chicken)
Wish right now, can we pretend that (chickity China, the Chinese chicken)
Airplanes in the night sky are like (chickity China, the Chinese chicken)
Shooting stars? I could really use a (chickity China, the Chinese chicken)
Wish right now, wish right now (chickity China, the Chinese chicken)
Wish right now (chickity China, the Chinese chicken)
[Outro]
I could really use a wish right now
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
I, I, I could really use a wish right now
(Mm) Like, like
Like shooting stars (Ah)
I, I could
I could, I could really use a wish right now (chickity China, the Chinese chicken)
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6. |
How To Save A Secret
03:10
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[Verse 1]
Step one, you say we need to talk
He walks, you say, "Sit down, it's just a talk"
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
[Pre-Chorus]
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came
[Chorus]
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
[Verse 2]
Let him know that you know best
'Cause after all, you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
[Pre-Chorus]
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God He hears you
And I pray to God He hears you, and
[Chorus]
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
[Bridge]
Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A-rushin', a-rushin' around
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came
[Pre-Chorus]
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
[Chorus]
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
[Outro]
How to save a life
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7. |
YYChip
01:40
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[Intro]
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie movie theater
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie movie theater
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie movie theater
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie movie theater
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive, crocodile, alligator
[Verse]
Now, baby, I'm the ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmare
Catch me by the Clair, I'll be right there
Niggas copy everything we say
Louie frames, eyes lower than my GPA (Uh!)
Riding and swervin', kush, I'm blown
Doors wide, my trunk bump like Eddy Road (Haha)
I don't cake hoes, I never tip the stripper
I'm rich, bitch, but you can call me Cheap tha Ripper (Hahaha)
Shell toes, yes, Prps
There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest (Okay)
Polo fresh, I am ze man
I be slam dunking Tanqueray shots with LeBron (Haha)
Told n****s keep it Carmelo, okay?
Rolled past graves, told him "Hello" and "Hey"
Me and Cash in something old on 23's, ho
Back window says "Mama mel bicho" (Haha)
Skateboarders grind, I grind, too
That's why you can catch me in DC shoes (Nigga)
I quit the team but believe I'm ballin'
Want a verse, put up a stack or quit calling (Haha)
30's on my Chevrolet, call me super duper (Ah)
Garage like Roots, I got more whips than Kunta (Haha)
Riviera sitting on the Bulls' best hooper
Y'all still riding 20's, y'all some Oompa Loompas (Woo!)
Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior
My four 15's woke up the neighbors
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater (Hahaha)
[Outro]
Crocodile, aligator
A Chevrolet
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8. |
Carry On Holding
00:49
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[Intro]
Thank you for your call
We appreciate your business and the opportunity to assist you
Please remain on the line
A representative will assist you shortly
[Chorus]
We'll carry on, we'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
Your memory will carry on, we'll carry on
And in my heart, I can't contain it
The anthem won't explain it
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9. |
Centuries Kid
02:49
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[Verse 1]
Mummified my teenage dreams
No, it’s nothing wrong with me
The kids are all wrong, the story’s all off
Heavy metal broke my heart
Come on, come on, and let me in
Bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints
And this is supposed to match
The darkness that you felt
I never meant for you to fix yourself
[Chorus: Spose]
Motherfucker, I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Motherfucker, I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voice mail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[Refrain]
You know my pants sag low (low)
Even though (though) that went out of style
Like ten years ago-go-go-go
[Verse 2]
And I can't stop 'til the whole world knows my name
Cause I was only born inside my dreams
Until you die for me, as long as there's a light, my shadow's over you
Cause I am the opposite of amnesia
And you're a cherry blossom
You're about to bloom
You look so pretty, but you're gone so soon
My little sister wrote it
[Chorus: Spose]
My little sister wrote it, I'm awesome!
No, you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Motherfucker, I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome!
[Scratching]
The swagger of a creeper, a creeper
The swagger of a creeper
[Bridge]
We’ve been here forever
And here’s the frozen proof
I could scream forever
We are the poisoned youth
[Chorus: Spose]
Well, I'm awesome!
No, you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Motherfucker, I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
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10. |
Crocodile Girl
02:37
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[Intro]
Primadonna girl
[Verse 1]
Would you do anything for me?
Buy a big diamond ring for me?
Would you get down on your knees for me?
Pop that pretty question right now, baby
Beauty queen on a silver screen
Living life like I'm in a dream
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal though
[Refrain]
(Ooh) And I'm sad to the core, core, core
(Yeah) Every day is a chore, chore, chore
(Wow) When you give, I want more, more, more
I wanna be adored
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a Primadonna girl, yeah
All I ever wanted was the world
I can't help that I need it all
The primadonna life, the rise and fall
[Post-Chorus]
Laa, la-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
[Verse 2]
Fill the void up with celluloid
Take a picture, I'm with the boys
Get what I want 'cause I ask for it
Not because I'm really that deserving of it
Living life like I'm in a play
In the limelight I want to stay
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal though
[Refrain]
(Ooh) Going up, going down, down, down
(Yeah) Anything for the crown, crown, crown
(Wow) When the lights dimming down, down, down
I spin around
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a Primadonna girl, yeah
All I ever wanted was the world
I can't help that I need it all
The primadonna life, the rise and fall
[Post-Chorus]
Laa, la-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
Laa, la-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
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11. |
Johnnysuckle
03:31
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[Intro]
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash
[Verse 1]
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real (I hang my head and cry)
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting (Blow all my blues away)
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
[Chorus]
I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me (You stay the hell away from me, ya hear?)
To change who I used to be (The feelings disappear)
A reason to start over new
And the reason is you
[Verse 2]
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with every day (Watch him die)
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears (Probably drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars)
That's why I need you to hear
[Chorus]
What have I become
My sweetest friend? (And the reason is you)
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end (That i just want you to know)
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt (And the reason is you)
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
[Outro]
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would find a way
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