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Joel Lotta Red

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1.
Strange 01:03
[Spoken Verse} It's a blessing, y'know You never, y'know, see what's gonna happen in the future You just...live I always lived this lifestyle, y'know And I always knew I wanted to be something It's, like, I just want my name to hold a weight Y'know, like I just wanted the respect I just need that respect, y'know That's it And just like, maintain it Stay ten-toed, loyalty And just gettin' money Y'know what I'm saying And keeping the ones around me that I trust, y'know And just keep sellin'
2.
[Verse] Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she's never had a backstreet guy I bet her momma never told her why I'm gonna try for an [Chorus] Uptown girl She's been living in her white-bred world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am [Bridge] And when she knows what she wants from her time And when she wakes up and makes up her mind [Pre-Chorus] She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an [Chorus] Uptown girl You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high-class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice [Bridge] Oh (x15) Oh (x14) [Chorus] Uptown girl You know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been And then I'll win
3.
[Verse 1] Last night, a little dancer came dancin' to my door Last night, a little angel came pumpin' on my floor She said, "Come, baby, you got a license for love And if it expires, pray help from above" Because [Chorus] In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more, wow In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more With a rebel yell, more, more, more More, more, more [Verse 2] She don't like slavery, she won't sit and beg But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to bed What set you free and brought you to me, babe? What set you free? I need you here by me Because [Chorus] In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more, wow In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more With a rebel yell, more, more, more More, more, more [Bridge] I just don't think he'd understand He might blow up and kill this man [Verse 3] I walked the world for you, babe A thousand miles with you I'd give you all and have none, babe Just to, just to, just to, a-just to, to have you here by me Because [Chorus] In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more, wow In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more More, more, more [Outro] Ooh yeah, little baby She want more More, more, more, more, more Ooh yeah, little angel She want more More, more, more, more, more
4.
[Intro] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Verse 1] Day after day (your home life's a wreck) The powers that be just breathe down your neck You get no respect (you get no relief) You gotta speak up and yell out your piece [Pre-Chorus] So back off your rules, back off the jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, asking a lot I don't wanna be controlled [Chorus] That's all I want That's all I want [Verse 2] How many times (is it gonna take) 'Til someone around you hears what you say? You've tried being cool (you feel like a lie) You've played by their rules, now it's their turn to try [Pre-Chorus] So back off your rules, back off the jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, not asking a lot Just don't wanna be controlled [Chorus] That's all I want That's all I want [Bridge] I said it before, I'll say it again If you could just listen, then it might make sense [Pre-Chorus] Leave me alone, not asking a lot Just don't wanna be controlled [Chorus] That's all I want That's all I want That's all I want That's all I want That's all I want That's all I want That's all I want That's all I want
5.
[Intro] Gunter glieben glauchen globen [Refrain] Give it to me baby (Uh huh, uh huh) Give it to me baby (Uh huh, uh huh) Give it to me baby (Uh huh, uh huh) Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seís [Verse] You know it's kinda hard just to get along today Our subject isn't cool but he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue and he may not have style But everything he lacks well he makes up in denial [Chorus] So don't debate, a player straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway Gonna play the field, and keep it real For you no way, for you no way So if you don't rate, just overcompensate At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world needs wannabes Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!
6.
Avrilong 01:39
[Verse 1] You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious I think about you all the time, you're so addictive Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright Don't pretend. I think you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right [Verse 2] I can see the way, I see the way you look at me And even when you look away I know you think of me I know you talk about me all the time again and again (So come) So, come over here and tell me what I wanna hear Better yet make your girlfriend disappear I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again (and again, and again) [Pre-Chorus] She's like so whatever You could do so much better I think we should get together now [Chorus] Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way I think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you I could be your girlfriend Hey, hey, you, you I know that you like me No way, no way You know it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you I want to be your girlfriend [Outro] No way, no way Hey, hey
7.
[Verse 1] Shakedown, 1979 Cool kids never have the time Live wire right up off the street You and I should meet June bug skipping like a stone Headlights pointed at the dawn We were sure we'd never see an end to it all [Chorus] And I don't even care To shake these zipper blues And we don't know Forgotten and absorbed To the Earth below [Verse 2] Double-cross the vacant and the bored They're not sure just what we have in store Morphine city slippin' dues down to see [Chorus] That we don't even care As restless as we are We feel the pull In the land of a thousand guilts And poured cement [Bridge] Lamented and assured To the lights and towns below Faster than the speed of sound Faster than we thought we'd go Beneath the sound of hope [Verse 3] Justine never knew the rules Hung down with the freaks and the ghouls I know you better than you fake it to see [Chorus] That we don't even care To shake these zipper blues And we don't know Forgotten and absorbed To the Earth below [Spoken Bridge] I follow the directions And It takes me to this residential neighborhood And I'm like "What the fuck?" And I get to this house And I'm like this is insane And I walk downstairs, there's a studio They were mixing the record, we're hanging out And I go to take a piss And there's pictures of fuckin' Bryan Adams everywhere After, like, an hour I was like "Du—who's the fuckin' stalker that loves Bryan Adams that much that lives in this house?" They were like...Bryan Adams [Outro] The street heats the urgency of now As you see there's no one around
8.
Insanity 02:43
[Intro] Who you trying to get crazy with ése? Don't you know I'm loco? This is Insanity Wicki-wicki-wild Wicki-wild [Verse 1] Wicki-wicki wild wild West Jim West, desperado Rough rider, no you don't want nada None of this, six-gunnin' this, brother runnin' this Buffalo soldier, look, it's like I told ya Any damsel that's in distress Be outta that dress when she meet Jim West Rough neck so go check the law and abide Watch your step or flex and get a hole in your side Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at With Artemus, from the start of this, runnin' the game James West, tamin' the West, so remember the name [Chorus] When you believe in things That you don't understand Then you suffer (The wild wild west) (The wild wild west) Superstition ain't the way, yeah Superstition ain't the way [Verse 2] Check my dangerous slang atrocious When I let these nuts hang, focus, it's Wu-Tang What the fuck's a Hootie and the Blowfish? I wave my black flag at the roaches Who approaches, these twin, Supersoakers Who have poisonous darts for culprits Too late to get your blow gun un-holstered You're left buttered up and lightly toasted So what, I drink and smoke too much So what I cuss too much, shut the fuck up [Verse 3] Now when we roll, you motherfuckers tuck in your gold 'Cause for the platinum, I'm jackin' n****s up in limos It ain't nothin', for bullets to unbutton your clothes Description, yellow male, tissue up in his nose You bitches, swing the vine on the baboon nuts I'm hairy as hell, outta hell and tattooed up I'm a dog, only fuck in the bathroom (What?!) [Chorus] When you believe in things That you don't understand Then you suffer (The wild wild west) (The wild wild west) Superstition ain't the way, yeah Superstition ain't the way When you believe in things That you don't understand Then you suffer (The wild wild west) (The wild wild west) Superstition ain't the way, yeah Superstition ain't the way
9.
[Spoken Verse] Fitter happier Mind like a diamond Knows what's best Shoes that cut Eyes burn like cigarettes Right allocations Fast, thorough, sharp as a tack Plays with jewelry Puts up hair Tours the facility Picks up slack Gets up early Stays up late Uninterrupted prosperity Uses a machete to cut red tape Fingernails shine like justice Voice is dark, like tinted glass Smooth liquidation Good dividends Meet accidentally at Citibank Starts to talk, borrows my pen Wants a car with a cup holder armrest Wants a car that will get her there Changes name from Kitty to Karen Trades MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron [Outro] Short Skirt Long Jacket
10.
[Intro] Reluctantly crouched at the starting line [Verse] I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocations Who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry She's putting up her hair She's touring the facility And picking up slack [Chorus] I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket (I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh) [Outro] I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh
11.
[Intro] Ugh, you're a monster [Verse] I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla Better hit the deck like the card dealer My whole squad's in here, walking around the party A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The Brain" Heenan which is probably the Same reason I wrestle with mania Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up Consider it to cross me a costly mistake If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia ADHD, Hydroxycut Pass the Courvoisi' (ayy, ayy) [Pre-Chorus] In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (ayy) This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames They cannot tame or placate the [Chorus] Monster (ayy) You get in my way, Imma feed you to the monster (yeah) I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (yeah) When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers I look like a villain outta those blockbusters Godzilla, fire spitter, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster Blood on the dance floor Guess who's back (back, back) [Chorus] Uptown girl You know I've seen her in her uptown world (Hey dude, I love your band) She's getting tired of her high-class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl You know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been And then I'll win
12.
Rockstart 03:35
[Verse 1] I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth, and I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king-size tub, big enough for ten plus me [Verse 2] I'll need a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club at 37, 000 feet I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me [Chorus] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the V.I.P. with the movie stars Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair and, well [Refrain] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar [Verse 3] I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes Sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for free I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion [Chorus] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the V.I.P. with the movie stars Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary, and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well
13.
[Verse 1] Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye" Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye [Chorus] We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it [Verse 2] Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock" Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez [Chorus] We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it [Verse 3] Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan "Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal suicide Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law Rock and roller, cola wars, I can't take it anymore [Chorus] We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it [Outro] We didn't start the fire
14.
Vamped Heat 02:07
[Verse 1] When them vamps outside, lil' bitch, you better be ready When them guns outside, lil' bitch, you better be ready When the stars align, lil' bitch, you better be ready I won't take my time, lil' bitch, you know I'm ready I want it right now, lil' bitch, you know I'm ready (go, yeah) My flag the same color as cranberry (cranberry) You come 'round by my gang, it's Hail Mary Them n****s not no thugs, they some fairies I'm playing with them birds like I'm Larry (yeah, yeah) We pop right by the curb, they can't tell it (yeah) I'm smoking on them herbs, you can smell it (yeah) This bag I got all orange like a felon (yeah) [Verse 2] Free all the young n****s, free young Melvin Free all the young n****s, free my cousin Pussy-ass n****s always bluffing Pump fake, n***a, you ain't tough I swear to God if I tote that bitch Imma hit that boy I swear to God, you play with pussy, I don't play with boys [Chorus] Vamp anthem, vamp anthem Vamp anthem, vamp anthem, yeah Vamp anthem, vamp anthem, yeah Vamp anthem [Outro] Vamp, vamp, vamp, vamp Vamp, vamp, vamp, vamp Vamp, vamp, vamp, vamp
15.
Young 03:18
[Intro] We're sitting here with Eazy-E Believe that How are you doing? Alright So, Eazy, tell me, how was your life as a youngster? [Verse 1] You know you love me (yo), I know you care (uh-huh) Just shout whenever (yo), and I'll be there (uh-huh) You are my love (yo), you are my heart (uh-huh) And we will never, ever, ever be apart (yo, uh-huh) Are we an item? (Yo) girl, quit playin' (uh-huh) "We're just friends" (yo), what are you sayin'? (Uh-huh) Said, "There's another" (yo), and looked right in my eyes (uh-huh) My first love broke my heart for the first time [Chorus] And I was like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh" I thought you'd always be mine, mine "Baby, baby, baby, oh" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no" Like, "Baby, kiss me through the phone" I thought you'd always be mine, mine [Verse 2] Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die Young punks takin' shots Strippin' down to dirty socks Music up, gettin' hot Kiss me, gimme all you got It's pretty obvious that you got a crush (You know) That magic in your pants, it's makin' me blush (Fo' sho') [Pre-Chorus] Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah) Take my hand, I'll show you the wild side Like it's the last night of our lives (Uh-huh) We'll keep dancin' 'til we die [Chorus] I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone, yeah While you're here in my arms Let's make the most of the night, like we're gonna die young I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone, yeah While you're here in my arms Let's make the most of the night, like we're gonna die young [Outro] We're gonna die young Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young
16.
Heartalyzer 03:39
[Intro] Ooh, ooh, aah You set my soul alight Ooh, ooh, aah You set my soul alight [Verse 1] I hold on so nervously to me and my drink I wish it was coolin' me But so far has not been good It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should This club has got to be the most pretentious thing Since I thought you and me Well, I am imagining a dark lit place Or your place or my place [Chorus] Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move because you're standin' still If your body matches what your eyes can do You'll probably move right through me on my way to you [Verse 2] I hold out for one more drink, before I think I'm lookin' too desperately But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home If one thing really means one This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks That would be cool with me Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place Or your place or my place [Chorus] Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move because you're standin' still If your body matches what your eyes can do You'll probably move right through me on my way to you I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move because you're standin' still If your body matches what your eyes can do You'll probably move right through me on my way to you [Interlude] No mommy, don't do it again Don't do it again I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise No mommy don't hit me Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy? Don't do it, you're hurting me Why did you have to be such a bitch Why don't you Why don't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just leave here and die Never stick your hand in my face again bitch Fuck you I don't need this shit You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore How would you like to see how it feels mommy Here it comes, get ready to die [Chorus] Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move because you're standin' still If your body matches what your eyes can do You'll probably move right through me on my way to you I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move because you're standin' still If your body matches what your eyes can do You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
17.
Lips 03:53
[Verse 1] Honey, why you calling me so late? It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey, why you crying, is everything okay? I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud [Pre-Chorus] Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on [Chorus] It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words, it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But, girl, you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel [Verse 2] Lying close to you, feeling your heart beating And I'm wondering what you're dreaming Wondering if it's me you're seeing Then I kiss your eyes And thank God we're together And I just want to stay with you in this moment forever Forever and ever [Chorus] I don't want to close my eyes I don't want to fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you baby And I don't want to miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you baby And I don't want to miss a thing [Bridge] It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words, it makes me weak [Interlude] I want to close my eyes I want to fall asleep I don't miss you baby And I do want to miss a thing [Chorus] Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words, it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But, girl, you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel [Outro] I never wanna say goodbye But, girl, you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel Honey, why you calling me so late?
18.
[Verse] When them vamps outside, lil' bitch, you better be ready When them guns outside, lil' bitch, you better be ready When the stars align, lil' bitch, you better be ready I won't take my time, lil' bitch, you know I'm ready I want it right now, lil' bitch, you know I'm ready (go, yeah) My flag the same color as cranberry (cranberry) You come 'round by my gang, it's Hail Mary Them n****s not no thugs, they some fairies I'm playing with them birds like I'm Larry (yeah, yeah) [Chorus] Vamp anthem, vamp anthem Vamp anthem, vamp anthem, yeah Vamp anthem, vamp anthem, yeah Vamp anthem [Outro] Vamp Vamp Vamp (yeah) Vamp (yeah) Vamp Vamp Vamp Vamp

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